The Long and Winding Short Cut is the twenty second episode of Season 3 and the seventy second overall episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch .
Summary [ ] It's election time in the Other Realm . Sabrina is excited, because witches in the Other Realm get to vote at the age of 17. However, they must have discovered their family secret . Sabrina is behind on that department, so she asks riddle expert Mrs. Quick for help. That is considered a short cut so Sabrina must spend a whole day without any modern conveniences. When Mrs. Quick tries to tell her the answer to one of the clues, Sabrina can't resist and they are sent to the prairie where Sabrina discovers the answer without short cuts.
Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda take opposite stands on some political matters.
Cast [ ] Starring [ ] Guest starring [ ] Mary Gross as Mrs. Quick
Monty Hall as Himself
Evan O'Meara as Hank Quotes [ ] Magic Notes [ ] Uses of Magic [ ] Spells [ ] To See the Ending of Wuthering Heights [ ] (Cast by Sabrina Spellman )
Knowing what happens would be heaven, Take me to page 211. To Stop Sabrina from Making Shortcuts [ ] (Cast by Zelda Spellman )
To learn the error of her ways, No shortcuts for one day(s). To Give Mrs. Quick the Perfect Dream [ ] (Cast by Sabrina Spellman )
This teacher's blue and needs a lift, For all her trouble, here's a gift. Trivia [ ] Libby and Mr. Kraft don't appear in this episode.It is revealed that Uncle Sam is a witch and he's known in the Other Realm as "Uncle Roy" for reasons Hilda and Zelda don't know.
Salem solved his family secret with only two clues.
The title is an allusion to "The Long and Winding Road," a pop ballad written by Paul McCartney.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
SEASON 1 Pilot • Bundt Friday • The True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie • Terrible Things • A Halloween Story • Dream Date • Third Aunt From the Sun • Magic Joel • Geek Like Me • Sweet and Sour Victory • A Girl and Her Cat • Trial by Fury • Jenny's Non-Dream • Sabrina Through the Looking Glass • Hilda and Zelda: the Teenage Years • Mars Attracts • First Kiss • Sweet Charity • Cat Showdown • Meeting Dad's Girlfriend • As Westbridge Turns • The Great Mistake • The Crucible • Troll Bride
SEASON 2 Sabrina Gets Her License (Part 1) • Sabrina Gets Her License (Part 2) • Dummy For Love • Dante's Inferno • A Doll's Story • Sabrina, the Teenage Boy • A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It • Inna Gadda Sabrina • Witch Trash • To Tell a Mortal • Oh What A Tangled Spell She Weaves • Sabrina Clause • Little Big Kraft • Five Easy Pieces of Libby • Finger Lickin' Flu • Sabrina and The Beanstalk • The Equalizer • The Band Episode • When Teens Collide • My Nightmare, the Car • Fear Strikes Up a Conversation • Quiz Show • Disneyworld • Sabrina's Choice • Rumor Mill • Mom vs. Magic
SEASON 3 It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Season Opener • Boy Was My Face Red • Suspicious Minds • The Pom Pom Incident • Pancake Madness • Good Will Haunting • You Bet Your Family • And The Sabrina Goes To... • Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Knows Libby • Sabrina and the Beast • Christmas Amnesia • Whose So-Called Life Is It Anyway? • What Price Harvey? • Mrs. Kraft • Sabrina and the Pirates • Sabrina, the Matchmaker • Salem, the Boy • Sabrina, the Teenage Writer • The Big Sleep • Sabrina's Pen Pal • Sabrina's Real World • The Long and Winding Shortcut • Sabrina, the Sandman • Silent Movie • The Good, the Bad and the Luau
SEASON 4 No Place Like Home • Dream a Little Dreama Me • Jealousy • Little Orphan Hilda • Spoiled Rotten • Episode LXXXI: The Phantom Menace • Prelude to a Kiss • Aging, Not So Gracefully • Love Means Having to Say You're Sorry • Ice Station Sabrina • Salem and Juliette • Sabrina, Nipping at Your Nose • Now You See Her, Now You Don't • Super Hero • Love in Bloom • Welcome Back, Duke • Salem's Daughter • Dreama, the Mouse • The Wild, Wild Witch • She's Baaack! • The Four Faces of Sabrina • The End of an Era
SEASON 5 Every Witch Way but Loose • Double Time • Heart of the Matter • You Can't Twin • House of Pi's • The Halloween Scene • Welcome, Traveler • Some of My Best Friends Are Half-Mortals • Lost at 'C' • Sabrina's Perfect Christmas • My Best Shot • Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock • Sabrina's New Roommate • Making the Grade • Love is a Many Complicated Thing • Sabrina, the Muse • Beach Blanket Bizarro • Witchright Hall • Sabrina, the Activist • Do You See What I See? • Sabrina's Got Spirit • Finally!
SEASON 6 Really Big Season Opener • Sabrina's Date with Destiny • What's News • Murder on the Halloween Express • The Gift of Gab • Thin Ice • Hex, Lies & No Videotape • Humble Pie • A Birthday Witch • Deliver Us from E-mail • Cloud Ten • Sabrina and the Candidate • I Think I Love You • The Arrangement • Time After Time • Sabrina and the Kiss • The Competition • I, Busybody • Guilty! • The Whole Ball of Wax • Driving Mr. Goodman • I Fall to Pieces
SEASON 7 Total Sabrina Live! • The Big Head • Call Me Crazy • Shift Happens • Free Sabrina • Sabrina Unplugged • Witch Way Out • Bada-Ping! • It's a Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas • Ping, Ping A Song • The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe • In Sabrina We Trust • Sabrina in Wonderland • Present Perfect • Cirque du Sabrina • Getting To Nose You • Romance Looming • Spellmanian Slip • You Slay Me • A Fish Tale • What a Witch Wants • Soul Mates
