The Camel befriends Salem Saberhagen on an online chatroom. He lives in Jerusalem and used to be an Amway salesman, until The Witches Council turned him into a camel for that very reason. The camel tells Salem that he found a scroll while wandering through the dessert that says witches like him could be turned back into their former selves if they are kissed by someone who loves them. After several attempts, Salem finally gets kissed by his vet. When nothing happens, Salem angrily outbursts "Nothing happened! That stupid, stupid camel!". The nurse faints and they are forced to change vets again.

The camel is never seen, but is mentioned in Boy Was My Face Red.