Finger Lickin' Flu is the fifteenth episode of Season 2 and the thirty ninth overall episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch .
Summary [ ] Sabrina comes down with a case of "finger flu" which causes her magic to malfunction and accidentally transfer itself to Mrs. Quick who, angered by Mr. Kraft 's scheme to replace the cafeteria lady with indentured students, turns him into a chimpanzee. Meanwhile, Sabrina tries to help Valerie gain self-confidence while Salem fakes illness to get attention and gets more than he bargained for. Hilda and Zelda discover that he is faking his illness and decide to punish him by making him believe that he is really sick.
Cast [ ] Starring [ ] Guest starring [ ] Mary Gross as Mrs. Quick
Carl Michael Linder as Dr. Brinkman Quotes [ ] Hilda and Zelda have just learned Salem is faking illness, and decide to teach him a lesson.
Hilda: "Well Salem, you're temperature is alarmingly high".
Salem: "I'm really sick?"
Hilda: "Yes and that can only mean one thing".
Salem: "More attention and sympathy?"
Hilda: "A nice cold bath".
She conjures up a kitty bath full of water and ice cubes.
Salem: "What?! I'm feeling better! I am NOT an animal!"
Sabrina: "President Clinton went on TV and said you're a big fat stupid-head".
Mr Kraft: "And thats why I'm a Republican".
Sabrina: "Here comes the floor show".
Libby, who has been forced to assume lunch-lady duties, enters the cafeteria as other students laugh at her.
Libby: "It's time to wake up from my nightmare. (She pinches herself) Ow. Time to wake up from my nightmare. (She pinches herself again) Ow".
After Salem finally admitts he was pretending to be sick.
Zelda: "Salem, I hope you learned your lesson. It's wrong for a cat to cry Wolf".
Salem: "I'll never do it again".
Hilda: "Okay".
She and Zelda turn to leave.
Salem: "But I still have that knot, y'know".
Magic Notes [ ] Uses of Magic [ ] Hilda and Zelda conjure mittens. Hilda then conjures mittens onto Sabrina, and when she refuses to wear them, Zelda dresses her in full winter wear.
Sabrina conjures a copy of the book, 'How to be Confident ' for Valerie. She later conjures another copy for Mrs. Quick.
Sabrina makes the lunch trays slide off the table.
Sabrina opens a row of lockers when she sneezes.
Sabrina passes her magic to Mrs. Quick.
Mrs. Quick shoes Libby out of line.
Mrs. Quick straightens Frank's spine.
Mrs. Quick makes the school pay phone rain dimes.
Mrs. Quick glues Doug's feet to the floor.
Sabrina burns Mr. Kraft's foot.
Mrs. Quick turns Mr. Kraft into a chimp. Spells [ ] To Conjure Rose Colored Glasses [ ] ( Cast by Sabrina Spellman )
To hide the heart from conflicting clashes,
What we need are rose colored glasses.
Trivia [ ] The Quizmaster does not appear in this episode.The magazine Hilda gave Mr. Kraft is different than the one he was chewing.
When Mrs. Quick coughs to make Mr. Kraft back to normal you can hear the cough but she doesn't move her mouth.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
SEASON 1 Pilot • Bundt Friday • The True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie • Terrible Things • A Halloween Story • Dream Date • Third Aunt From the Sun • Magic Joel • Geek Like Me • Sweet and Sour Victory • A Girl and Her Cat • Trial by Fury • Jenny's Non-Dream • Sabrina Through the Looking Glass • Hilda and Zelda: the Teenage Years • Mars Attracts • First Kiss • Sweet Charity • Cat Showdown • Meeting Dad's Girlfriend • As Westbridge Turns • The Great Mistake • The Crucible • Troll Bride
SEASON 2 Sabrina Gets Her License (Part 1) • Sabrina Gets Her License (Part 2) • Dummy For Love • Dante's Inferno • A Doll's Story • Sabrina, the Teenage Boy • A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It • Inna Gadda Sabrina • Witch Trash • To Tell a Mortal • Oh What A Tangled Spell She Weaves • Sabrina Clause • Little Big Kraft • Five Easy Pieces of Libby • Finger Lickin' Flu • Sabrina and The Beanstalk • The Equalizer • The Band Episode • When Teens Collide • My Nightmare, the Car • Fear Strikes Up a Conversation • Quiz Show • Disneyworld • Sabrina's Choice • Rumor Mill • Mom vs. Magic
SEASON 3 It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Season Opener • Boy Was My Face Red • Suspicious Minds • The Pom Pom Incident • Pancake Madness • Good Will Haunting • You Bet Your Family • And The Sabrina Goes To... • Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Knows Libby • Sabrina and the Beast • Christmas Amnesia • Whose So-Called Life Is It Anyway? • What Price Harvey? • Mrs. Kraft • Sabrina and the Pirates • Sabrina, the Matchmaker • Salem, the Boy • Sabrina, the Teenage Writer • The Big Sleep • Sabrina's Pen Pal • Sabrina's Real World • The Long and Winding Shortcut • Sabrina, the Sandman • Silent Movie • The Good, the Bad and the Luau
SEASON 4 No Place Like Home • Dream a Little Dreama Me • Jealousy • Little Orphan Hilda • Spoiled Rotten • Episode LXXXI: The Phantom Menace • Prelude to a Kiss • Aging, Not So Gracefully • Love Means Having to Say You're Sorry • Ice Station Sabrina • Salem and Juliette • Sabrina, Nipping at Your Nose • Now You See Her, Now You Don't • Super Hero • Love in Bloom • Welcome Back, Duke • Salem's Daughter • Dreama, the Mouse • The Wild, Wild Witch • She's Baaack! • The Four Faces of Sabrina • The End of an Era
SEASON 5 Every Witch Way but Loose • Double Time • Heart of the Matter • You Can't Twin • House of Pi's • The Halloween Scene • Welcome, Traveler • Some of My Best Friends Are Half-Mortals • Lost at 'C' • Sabrina's Perfect Christmas • My Best Shot • Tick-Tock Hilda's Clock • Sabrina's New Roommate • Making the Grade • Love is a Many Complicated Thing • Sabrina, the Muse • Beach Blanket Bizarro • Witchright Hall • Sabrina, the Activist • Do You See What I See? • Sabrina's Got Spirit • Finally!
SEASON 6 Really Big Season Opener • Sabrina's Date with Destiny • What's News • Murder on the Halloween Express • The Gift of Gab • Thin Ice • Hex, Lies & No Videotape • Humble Pie • A Birthday Witch • Deliver Us from E-mail • Cloud Ten • Sabrina and the Candidate • I Think I Love You • The Arrangement • Time After Time • Sabrina and the Kiss • The Competition • I, Busybody • Guilty! • The Whole Ball of Wax • Driving Mr. Goodman • I Fall to Pieces
SEASON 7 Total Sabrina Live! • The Big Head • Call Me Crazy • Shift Happens • Free Sabrina • Sabrina Unplugged • Witch Way Out • Bada-Ping! • It's a Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas • Ping, Ping A Song • The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe • In Sabrina We Trust • Sabrina in Wonderland • Present Perfect • Cirque du Sabrina • Getting To Nose You • Romance Looming • Spellmanian Slip • You Slay Me • A Fish Tale • What a Witch Wants • Soul Mates
